Available Roles:
11 male and 3 female actors
Casting will be gender blind so everyone is encouraged to come out and audition.

* Abby Brewster
- A darling lady in her sixties who poisons elderly men. Abby is the sister of Martha and an aunt to Teddy, Jonathan, and Mortimer.
* The Rev. Dr. Harper
-Minister and father of Elaine
* Teddy Brewster 
-Nephew of Abby and Martha Brewster. Teddy is a man in his forties who thinks he is Theodore Roosevelt.
* Officer Brophy & Officer Klein  
-Police officers
*Martha Brewster
- A sweet elderly woman with Victorian charm who poisons elderly men, Martha is the sister of Abby and an aunt to Teddy, Jonathan, and Mortimer.
*Elaine Harper
- An attractive girl in her twenties and Mortimer’s fiancee, Elaine is the daughter of the Rev. Dr. Harper. She is surprisingly wise in the ways of the world for a minister’s daughter.
*Mortimer Brewster
- Nephew of Abby and Martha, Mortimer is a drama critic who is engaged to Elaine. He is a nice man who cares for his aunts.
*Mr. Gibbs
-A man who wishes to rent a room from the Brewster sisters
*Jonathan Brewster 
Nephew of Abby and Martha Brewster, Jonathan is a psychopath who has had plastic surgery and now looks like Boris Karloff.
*Dr. Einstein
- A plastic surgeon and an alcoholic who is in his fifties, Dr. Einstein has changed Jonathan’s face three times.
*Officer O'Hara
- A police officer, O’Hara is a would-be playwright who pesters Mortimer to read his play.
*Lt. Roony
-A tough and dominating policer officer
*Mr. Witherspoon
-Superintendent of Happy Dale Sanitarium